From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.
if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing
"nearly all of my life"
My name’s Kevin Turvey and I’m an investigative reporter, which means I investigate things and then report on them.
Terra’s Endless List of Favourite Films → Jumanji (1995)What do you mean “the game thinks”?
“Master, I don’t think you quite realise what you’ve got here. So why don’t you just ruminate whilst I illuminate the possibilities.”
BBCA Intruders Nerd HQ panel (2014)
The Elevator StoryEvery floor, someone got on, like a robot and Chewbacca and then some aliens and eventually — and everybody was drunk and it was very late and I was thinking “am I gonna get away with this?”
LOST OST // Life & Death